I'm not talking about Rugby.

Neither am I ....

Soccer, Nasarog, soccer.  

No...Aussie Rules, RND/Nasarog, Aussie Rules.

Yes, it's the oldest recognised code in the world.

And boxing...I don't like boxing.....

And I don't need a 'love-you-long-time' bride.....

It's all spam....

Shout out seconded! Thank you!

Well, I was closer than Rugby. Wasn't I?   

No... Aerial Ping-Pong, Jafo, Aerial Ping-Pong.  Which ain't exactly football... they throw, punch, bat and spill the ball more often than kick it... with an actual foot.  It is the most inane, least-structured and disorganised 'game' Ive ever seen... no wonder it struggles to find a true home outside of  Melbourne/Victoria.  No, can't count Sydney Swans, Freemantle Dockers, Gold Coast Suns, either.  They're all ex-Melburnites or wannabe Victorians with a passion for sissy ballerina-ball and stupidity.

But then you already knew that, didn't you?

Sounds like a good definition of soccer teams in the U.S. to me.  American football is manliest football.

How about stripping off all the "manly" protective gear, and then carry on the game?

Not enough, Snowy. 

Add punji pits, Claymores, random mortar fire, automatic weapons, crocodile pits, piranhas and SEAL teams.

And double the field size. 

I will support this under the condition that you play an NFL game without any protective gear in a position other than special teams and walk off the field at the end in a healthy state.

Last man standing rules.

Auto/cycle racing is a sport.  Football is a game.

In football, the balls are provided. In racing, you have to bring your own.

Sorry, Brad...looks like I've quite efficiently hijacked your thread...

SpardaSon21.... clearly you haven't seen Rugby....really big bloks...full contact...no protection...

I kinda wish Aussie rules got established in the US, it was fun to watch at 2am at work.