Yup, saves stealing next door's cow. 

Now there's a set of udders! Firm and supple, not saggy ... and Buttercup's so proud of 'em.

She don't let just anybody touch 'em.  I'm her fave cos I always warm my hands and very gently pull her succulent teets.

Next thing ya know starkers will reinvent animal husbandry...with a little help from the redneck.

Nah, he's done that all on his own.... husbanding sheep and a few of them thar heiffers.

It's just like Little Johnny telling the class about his Summer vacation on his grandad's farm...

"Well I saw some sheep and some goats and some fuckers."

"What was that?" Shrieked the teacher.

"Fuckers, miss!"

"That can't be right." exclaimed the teacher

Well grandad called 'em effers, but I knew what he meant."

@ Uval  Great tune!  Thx.  So much music, so little time...