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A boy and his booger
Published on January 16, 2005 By Draginol In Home & Family

Only a little boy would think this way..

I caught my son picking his nose and eating it. Disgusting! I don't know why small children are such nasty creatures.

"That's disgusting! Do you realize how disgusting that is? Eating boogers is as bad, if not worse, than eating poop. Do you know that? Boogers are the trapped germs of your body trying to get out. They're absolutely filthy. Poop, amazingly, is actually cleaner than boogers. That's how disgusting that is!"

To which he responds:

"Are you saying I should eat my poop too?"

Sigh.


Comments (Page 2)
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on Jan 17, 2005
It could be worse, "Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!" Wiki: Link


on Jan 17, 2005
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
on Jan 17, 2005
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(that's all i could think of, i'm laffin toooooo damn much to type anything else )
on Jan 17, 2005
isn't absolutely amazing how childrens logic completely blows ours our of the water. I don't even understand why we bother to argue with them. With their innocence and their lack of knowledge something deep inside of them still conjures up that amazing phrase that leaves us speechless. Frusterating isn't it?
on Jan 18, 2005
Brad you relize that one day your boys will grow up and relize you have been sharing all their most emberessing moments with the internet

on Jan 18, 2005
Old joke - what's the difference between cabbage and boogers?
Try getting a little boy to eat cabbage.
on Jan 18, 2005
Brad, don't worry, he'll get over it in time. My three did it, including the youngest, who just recently stopped! I have no idea why?! My husband said he used to do it as a child. Yuck and double Yuck!!!
on Mar 28, 2005
I`m 35 and I still eat my boogers !!!
on Mar 28, 2005
I eat my boogers at work, in the bathroom, at my desk and at the bus stop. The first thing I do in the morning is eat my boogers. I eat them at least three times a day when my nostrils dry up. That makes for good picking and eating. I can get them out very fast without being detected. I let them hang on my fingers for a few seconds before sucking them off. I am so good at it I can eat them right in front of you and you won`t even see it.
on Oct 12, 2005
im doing my school speach on disgusting habits do u hv any worse 1s than eating bogies?
on Oct 12, 2005

im doing my school speach on disgusting habits do u hv any worse 1s than eating bogies?


yea, spelin lik thiz. it getz on pplz nrvz.
on Oct 12, 2005
MM breaks into song:

everyones doin it, doin it, doin it,

pickin their nose and chewin it, chewin it, chewin it.
on Oct 15, 2005
My nine year old son recently started eating his boogers in our family's presence. I berated him severel times, but he continues to do it. I don't know if he realizes he is doing it at the time. Any way, I have seen on a few sites that the trend is for it to stop after peer pressure becomes enough.

I remember a girl in middle school who I liked and I thought she was pretty nice. One day I saw her eating her boogers and I was disgusted. After that my mind saw only her and her booger eating evertime I saw her. To this day I remember this quirk about her, and I feel bad for her that my view of her was tainted like that.
on Jul 31, 2006
How can you eat your boogers!!!! How old are you anyway? Only little kids do that. I would NEVER EVER even put my finger up my nose!!!
on Jul 31, 2006
EW! EW! and tripple EW! my is 5 year old brother picks his nose and eat his boogers. But NEVER have I heard an adult doing it! how INMATURE!!!!!!!!
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