I don't really like Star Trek. I mean, it's okay. But I don't go out of my way to watch it. Never have. But you wouldn't know that from walking into my house. I have an entire bookshelf full of Star Trek books (that I've never read) and tucked away are various Star Trek ornaments, toys, holograms, and other Star Trek junk. So if I don't like Star Trek, how come I have all this Star Trek stuff? Simple: People give them to me as gifts. Here's how it works - I'm a nerdy guy. I mean, my job i...
A little satire on how seriously some people take role playing. (looks up at the ceiling)
Okay, anyone really into Tolkien, especially The Silmarillion will really enjoy this.
The song about Delilah that's been on the radio was written about a girl who isn't interested in the guy. As a result, someone came up with a hilarious parody of the song that is in response.
This is a true story:
Dear Mrs.. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Sarah's picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs.. Smith
I can’t help but think of this video: http://youtu.be/pbIR51_J_qY
My daughter said the Raptors don’t like to be pet.
Clearly my offensiveness is a genetic condition. Therefore, I have a disability and nothing is my fault. Seriously though, here’s some fun my teenage son had with photoshop he sent me. Top X rejected flavors for chips. I won’t post the others he sent. They’re unprintable…
As part of my comprehensive settlement with state and local authorities I have been asked to make this public apology in an effort to help alleviate common misconceptions regarding the rights of citizens. I realize that things got out of control. I know that now. The numerous interventions, the visits from social services along with the highway patrol have all helped me understand that my understanding on certain legal…particulars was inaccurate. The following is a list of of common m...
I don't really like Star Trek. I mean, it's okay. But I don't go out of my way to watch it. Never have. But you wouldn't know that from walking into my house. I have an entire bookshelf full of Star Trek books (that I've never read) and tucked away are various Star Trek ornaments, toys, holograms, and other Star Trek junk. So if I don't like Star Trek, how come I have all this Star Trek stuff? Simple: People give them to me as gifts. Here's how it works - I'm a nerdy guy. I mean, my job i...
A little satire on how seriously some people take role playing. (looks up at the ceiling)
Okay, anyone really into Tolkien, especially The Silmarillion will really enjoy this.
The song about Delilah that's been on the radio was written about a girl who isn't interested in the guy. As a result, someone came up with a hilarious parody of the song that is in response.