Another excellent satire over at Right Wing News. Here's an excerpt:

Mr. Ben-Gorelick: Mr. Lincoln, you took us to war two years ago and said it was to save the union.

Lincoln: It still is.

Mr. Ben-Gorelick: And yet - and I’ll put this text in the record - there’s not a single reference in this speech to saving the union.

Lincoln: It’s implied.

Mr. Ben-Gorelick: Not a single reference. Isn’t it a fact that you said in the speech, “dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal”?

Lincoln: Yes, in the first sentence.

Mr. Ben-Gorelick: And isn’t it a fact that you say, and again I quote, “that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom…”?

Lincoln: Yes.

Mr. Ben-Gorelick: Isn’t it a fact that you were referring to slavery?

Lincoln: Well, yes. But I also said, second paragraph, that they died, quote, “that nation might live.”

Mr. Ben-Gorelick: Yes, but what nation, sir? Clearly, your real goal is to abolish slavery. You took us to war under false pretense, didn’t you, sir?

 

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