Just like me, they long to see, Dick Cheney

Songs from your nightmares..

Published on May 24, 2004 By Draginol In Blogging

My wife and I had a great time last night. One of my co-workers got married and it was a great night. They had a terrific reception with good music, dancing, etc. My wife and I boogied all night together.

But the guy who got hitched, he's our lead cartoonist on The Political Machine. We realized yesterday that we don't have an image of Dick Cheney in the game. During the reception, they were asking people to sing a song to get them to kiss.

Here's what I came up with: (sung to "Close to you")

Why do betas suddenly seem late
When the image, misses the date.
Just like me, they long to see, Dick Cheney.
La...lal la la....Dick Cheney.

Needless to say, I do not have a good singing voice.

Comments

greywar

on May 24, 2004

I have had terrible mental images before, but this was the first bad mental *sound* I have ever had..... oy vey that sucks

Stick to the software gig Brad.... or at least require a five drink minimum for the crowd before you croon!

dharmagrl

on May 24, 2004

Like fingernails on a chalkboard, so is Brad's voice (in my imagination, anyway).

Glad to hear you let your hair down a bit!

pseudosoldier

on May 24, 2004

It could be worse... I read the title and instead got Eminem rapping it.

kingbee

on May 25, 2004

yikes!

pseudosoldier

on May 25, 2004

And reading the body, my mind still tried to wedge it into one of Slim Shady's songs... yikes indeed.

Madine

on May 25, 2004

I was wondering why Cheney wasn't in the game.

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