If I got an outfit like that...

My husband would shrug and say "meh."

Maybe after I grow some nice breasteses like your wife he'll like me. lol

Those are certainly some bodacious tata's my friend.

...are those Lemons and Limes she's carrying?

We grow them big in Michigan.

It looks like Zucchini and Yellow squash on that plate.

Where were you guys?  At a ren festival, or just playing dress up?  (I really regret just asking that......)

Good god...think about how huge the bees will be this season...

J/K...she's beautiful.  I'm so jealous.  I'll trade her, if she'd like...

But Brad might not love her so much then.