I love this as! It is funny and has so much truth in it that even working for DHS i am not offended. I am sending this to my friends at work.
By the way, what's your name and social security number?
For comedy to be funny, it has to be based on a truth.
This is awesome...
Welcome to government run security.
Yeah, very funny, whats your name and social security number?
You must be from nigeria, because if you were this government you would have already had that information... I am sure someone reported me:
http://soviet-overlords.joeuser.com/article/360830/Report_all_dissidents
Just need confirmation for the no fly list. lol
Is that a frogs anonymous list or something? I knew eating too many flies would cause trouble.