I had heard about that bee thing on a gaming forum before, but never seen the video. Quite a different thing when not explained by someone trying to rile shit up.

Theres a penguin on the telly.

I know a dead parrot when I see one and I'm looking at one right now.

So that's where Polly got to.  Would you be so kind as to return her... we think we'd like to stuff her.

Are you sure?  You have to cook a stuffed parrot longer.

No.... as in taxidermy stuff.  We wanna preserve Polly ... um, like she was never gone, bless her soul.

Oh that's a good one too.  

So one day *after* work hours I drove in and parked my car across two handicap spots to run up and take a picture. However, we had a guest in the building show snapped off a picture and uploaded it and when someone complained to us, the sales person who answered the email didn't know about it and just responded "Brad's the CEO, he parks wherever he wants." 

So what started out as something we (internally) thought was a funny self deprecating picture turned into "That bastard shows his disdain for the handicap!"  

Of course, the reality is that since I own the building, I picked where the handicap spots are. I have a parking spot already that I park in every day that's close to the building and my bee hives. 

The point being, WE thought it was funny. 

Yeah, and when are you going to put in the handicapped toilets?

The handicapped kitchenette?

The handicapped bedroom in case one needs to lay down?

The handicapped lounge, equipped with all manner of entertainment and conveniences?

And the handicapped taxi service just in case they need to go out for popcorn and other nibblies?

What? You're not going to install these things?

See!!! They were right!!!!

Actually, our toilets are handicap accessible. We even had ramps built to get people into the building and we have a "quiet" room or people to lay down. And a nutritionist, And a personal fitness trainer.

The point about humor is that context is everything.  You take away context and suddenly you end up with someone just saying "Hey, your nipples look better on TV than mine!" and people being Aghast!

So the TV/entertainment lounge is out of the question, then?

Being that I have mobility issues that can present me with difficulties when I'm out, I do appreciate businesses who think to install ramps and easy access points for people with disabilities.  I'm not in a wheelchair as yet [and hope never to be] but often I find ramp access preferable to navigate than step/stairs.

Yep, but you oughta see the gameroom.

Can't say I've seen your nipples....

[the assumption is you have them....pretty sure Frogs don't]...

I'm guessing that Brad is somewhat pleased about that... and intends to keep it that way.

Only time I've been exposed to english humor is when I worked in a warehouse and this black guy took something I had in my hands and I just looked at him like: "......?"     Then he explained that english (or british, can't remember) humor works in that you take something from someone (can't remember the rest) and then that is funny.

I never got it though 

Totally correct about people on the internet looking for things to be offended about.

British humour...from THE Master...