I don't get what's funny about it 

But people find different things funny.

You're clearly not English.... ....

You need to serve your Bringlish humour apprenticeship.

Then you'd find it funny.

Ah, but I clearly am.  And Marty Feldman was sheer genius, one of the best ever British comedians.

Sadly, his tenure on Terra Firma was shortened by an untimely and premature death. [e digicons]:'([/e]

HAHAHAHA!!!! Brilliant.

Indeed. Never call for an ambulance in Mexico City. It never came.

The reverse is also true. I look at US sitcoms, there's lots of laughter on screen, but I just sit there with a blank look...

OK, I have a blank look most of the time, this is just more blank. It makes my brain hurt...

Yeah, I'm pretty much the same.  Most US comedies fail to impress me.  I may appear to laugh but actually it's an involuntary reaction I had developed after one of my exes frightened shit out of me.  Yeah, we were doing about 80mph along the highway between Townsville and Home Hill in Nth Queensland when she screamed: "We got no fucking brakes!!!!!"  The bitch!! 

It was a lie, but I went 10 shades of ghostly white and suddenly remembered the joke about Admiral Nelson calling for his red battle jacket to hide the blood when he was informed 5 French frigates had appeared on the port side... and for his brown corduroy trousers when the lookout up in the birdsnest announced another 100 French frigates had appeared on the starboard side. 

Luckily, I was wearing my brown corduroy trousers that day.

So it all blended in quite well I take it. BTW....I may not be English but Marty Feldman always cracked me up. Those eyes. They always looked as though they were going to pop out of his head.

Yeah, and I only forgave her when she pulled over, cupped my head in her hands and pulled my face into her ample bosom.

Coulda stayed there all day but we were still 1200kms from home.

can we come and visit?

Oh there's a heck of a lot more of 'em than that.

In some parts of the world 'Durex' is a proprietary and also generic name for 'sticky tape' [adhesive tape] and in other parts it's the same thing...except it's a brand of Condom.

Confusion could lead to some er...sticky situations....

Yeah, Sellotape isn't so good as a contraceptive

Though duct tape would work if women sealed their [censored] with it...

Ah...but an Aspro is quite efficient as a contraceptive....the woman just has to hold one between her knees...

Yes, I put a splash of lemonade in my [mid-strength] beer... just a small one.  I don't drink for the alcoholic buzz anymore, it's purely for the taste as I do not like soft drink [soda] that much... too sweet.

Now that's not nice.... besides, makes it hard to re-use with all that darned hair on it.

S'pose it works out cheaper than waxing, though.

Reminds me of the time I asked my daughter for 20c prior to her going on a date.  She asked why and I told her that I was going to Araldite it between her knees.

While on the subject of contraceptives, this bloke, throughout 25 years of marriage, insisted of making love to his wife with the lights off.... until one night when she turned on the bedside lamp and discovered he had used a condom-covered dildo.  "Please explain!!!", she shrieked.

"I will", he snorted: "after you explain the kids."

An effective form of contraception one of my exes insisted on was the rhythm method. 

Whenever I felt like it she'd hand me a guitar.