I walked into the living room and my wife was watching one of those fat people losing weight shows.
I said, "Deb, why are you wasting your life watching this junk?"
To which she responded, "Big talk from the man who just spent his entire day playing World of Warcraft."
A pause.
"Well, I did make it to level 30 today."
At which point my son Alex chimes in, "Yea, now daddy can wear a helmet!"
My wife looks at my son and then looks at me and says,
"Brad, I think you need to wear a helmet."
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I'm just saying that World of Warcraft is a better waste of time than biggest lower or whatever it's called. Because...Because..well...because!