They seem to come from an assembly line: The Fat 7 year old boy and his younger fat 5 year old brother or sister. Fat dad and skinny, passive mom.

They're everywhere.

You'll find them at breakfast. The fat 7 year old will be spazzing around as his mom is trying to get him to finish his breakfast Coca Cola. You'll find them trying to cut in line at the rides.  You'll find them throwing tantrums in food lines.  You'll find them tapping the glass at the "do not tap on glass" aquariums.

By the end of the afternoon, as the fat 7 year old dripped ice cream onto my arm while his mom was meekly saying "no no" to the 5 year old who was whipping the chain that seperated lines from one another (thus annoying everyone in both lines) I realized that there here was a business opporunity: Child Tasers.

The Child Taser wouldn't be nearly as harsh as the regular taser. It would just give the child a good jolt.  If we were all armed with them, we would be able to..encourage the pathetic parents who seem to inhabit major amusement parks across America to start learning how to raise their children.

So next time I'm cringing in shame as the next generation of ugly American is screaming because he wanted a bigger chocolate icecream cone or resisting trying to trip the two spoiled rotten brats running carelessly through a restaurant or shop knocking other kids and chairs down, I can instead taser them.

Then we can expand to tasering to the parents themselves. When the mom gets her 5 year old obese child a Coca Cola for breakfast (rather than the orange juice that is right next to it) ZAP on the mom. When the dad just chuckles at his tons playing wrestle in the Disney Store, ZAP on the dad.  When the 7 year old is yelling the lines of the robot just a second before the robot actually says the line because the 7 year old has already seen the thing 10 times, thus spoiling it for everyone else, we can ZAP the whole lot.

Because as a "wise" woman once said, it takes a village..a village of tasers!