I love Leap Years because I'm EVIL

One more day of income, no extra salaries

Published on February 13, 2004 By Draginol In Blogging

Oh yea...this is a leap year. 29 days this month and it's sooo awesome. Employers all over the world know what I speak of.

For those of you who get paid a salary, you work an extra day this year. No extra pay. Just extra days. EXCCELLLENNNT!

It's great. At our company, salaries make up the vast majority of our expenses. So February 29 is like a free day. So the thousands of dollars in revenue for that day are basically pure gravy. Mmmmm. Gravy.

Each day I tell my co-workers: "If you guys work really hard, put in extra time, *I* can get a plasma screen TV." It's a morale booster of course. Gives them something to work for.

Though I think I'll use some of that money to buy new tires. For some reason, all 4 of my tires are flat every evening after work. Very odd.

Comments (Page 2)

Eric Hybner

on Feb 14, 2004

I wanted to get married on leap year day, but my wife was unthrilled with the idea. I think it would be neat! Not as neat as a birthday on leap year, but almost....

messybuu

on Feb 14, 2004

It would be great because then you'd have to celebrate your anniversary every four years. Think of all the money you'd save from not having to buy presents!

One man

on Feb 15, 2004

Its interesting because I had a classmate who was born on the 29th of February. I remember going to his birthday when he turned Four! In normal years of course he was... Sixteen I guess. I dont know if he actually considered himself to be his leap year age or if he just joked around about it a lot. I know that sounds funny, but Im really not sure... Interesting to think that he wont be able to drink till he's 84, or rent a car at normal ratestill he's what, 100+? oh boy.

By the way, that whole Mr. Burns theme is hilarious!

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