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Brice: Could you perhaps tell us about some of the policy initiatives of a Kerry administration?

Kerry: Um, what?

Brice: You know, what are your plans for stimulating job growth, fixing Social Security, protecting America's borders, Medicare, education, the nation's infra-structure--

Kerry: I fought in the Viet Nam war. That's my platform.

Brice: I've listened to your speeches, watched your TV commercials, surfed your web site. Don't you think you might need to actually offer some substance? Some ideas?

Kerry: Hey, you can view my entire service record on my web site!

It's a good satire interview with John "I served in Vietnam" Kerry. Earth to Kerry: Clinton was a draft dodger and he still kicked the crap out of Senator Bob "I served in World War II" Dole. But by all means, please keep dwelling on Vietnam...because we all care about it sooo much. If your primary asset is something you did 30 years ago, you must not have much to talk about.