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Good, Neutral, and Evil
Published on November 16, 2005 By Draginol In GalCiv Journals

So how are the different civilizations in Galactic Civilizations different?

The easiest way to illustrate the difference that I can think of is how each of the civilizations would deal with the scenario in which they are driving a car down the road and there's a turtle trying to cross...

The Drengin would swerve onto the shoulder in order to squash the turtle.

The Arceans would run over the turtle if it were on the road, otherwise they would drive past.

The Humans would swerve on the road to miss the turtle if they could.

The Altarians would stop their car, get out, pick up the turtle gently and move it to the other side of the road.

The Korx would stop their car, get out, pick up the turtle, and then sell it to the local pet store.

The Torians would run over the turtle and then justify that the turtle had it coming anyway.

The Yor woud not be aware if they ran over the turtle or not since they don't really distinguish between living and non-living things.


Comments
on Nov 16, 2005
How interesting.

Every Civilization has different morals... 2 being clueless to the root of the situation...
on Nov 16, 2005
What, no Alien that would stop the car, get out, pick up the turtle and return it to its starting point?
on Nov 16, 2005
*Lowan Ambassador 11 Translation of message*

The Atlantarins are *COUGH*-RELIGOUSPEOPLES-*COUGH* and therefore are nice to everyone but they are a bit evanglist. The Korx were mercinaries and are greedy (hence they have a powerfull but Low Culture power). the Dregin are agressive bastards and kill everything. The arceans don't seem to care. The Humans (NOT ME!) also don't care but would rather not kill the turtle. The Yor are robotic and can't figure out anything realted to other living forms(so they kill all other life forms) ETC.

***THIS HAS BEEN A LOWAN AMBASSADOR 11 TRANSLATATION BEG FOR MERCY!!!***
on Nov 16, 2005
And then the turtle would come to me whining saying "the (Drengin|Torians|Arceans|Korx) are beating up on me, is there anything you can do to help out?"
on Nov 16, 2005

Q would transform the turtle into a Chicken.

The Organians would encourage the turtle to really really consider whether it should cross the road in the first place.

The Cylons would have said the turtle was a sign for Baltar, followed by a hot "on the road" scene between Six, Boomer, and Starbuck.

The Shrike would have transported the turtle forward in time to live a full life, and then brought it back to cross the road and become roadkill that would really make people think.

The Shadows would graft components onto the turtle to make it an organic killing machine.

The Drakh would have inflicted it with a plague to infect those on the other side of the road.

The Vorlons wouldn't even have gotten into the car.

The Centauri would have given the turtle a new Centauri name and proclaimed it a herald of their greatness.

The Narn would have made turtle soup. Mmm mmm good.

Kris

on Nov 16, 2005
The Smurfs would have adopted the Turtle as a mobile R.V. and used it to cross the road, upon which Gargamel would run over it repeatably.
on Nov 17, 2005
A prankster race like the Tymbrimi would have given the turtle an impregnable shell (Zero-point armor ?), and would be lying in wait to see what happens to all the evil or ignorant ones trying to kill the turtle...

A bureaucratic & nature loving race (anyone ?) would stop, build a nature-preserving overpass at enormous cost to allow the turtle to cross unharmed, stand clear with a satisfied look and discover that meanwhile the turtle had wandered off in another direction. They might then (depending on alignment) A - do nothing; B - force the turtle to use the overpass; or C - shoot the turtle in disgust (and eat the turtle soup).

The Borg would assimilate it (of course), even though it... might... slow... them... down... a... bit...
on Nov 17, 2005
The Minbari would stop and medidate about the turtle for three days and then maybe continue.

The Drazi... well, assuming the turtle is green, there is a 50% chance for it getting run over and a 50% for being saved.