I can’t help but think of this video: http://youtu.be/pbIR51_J_qY
I can’t help but think of this video: http://youtu.be/pbIR51_J_qY
This is a true story:
Dear Mrs.. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Sarah's picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs.. Smith
This is a true story:
Dear Mrs.. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Sarah's picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs.. Smith
The song about Delilah that's been on the radio was written about a girl who isn't interested in the guy. As a result, someone came up with a hilarious parody of the song that is in response.
The song about Delilah that's been on the radio was written about a girl who isn't interested in the guy. As a result, someone came up with a hilarious parody of the song that is in response.
Okay, anyone really into Tolkien, especially The Silmarillion will really enjoy this.
Okay, anyone really into Tolkien, especially The Silmarillion will really enjoy this.
A little satire on how seriously some people take role playing. (looks up at the ceiling)
A little satire on how seriously some people take role playing. (looks up at the ceiling)
I don't really like Star Trek. I mean, it's okay. But I don't go out of my way to watch it. Never have. But you wouldn't know that from walking into my house. I have an entire bookshelf full of Star Trek books (that I've never read) and tucked away are various Star Trek ornaments, toys, holograms, and other Star Trek junk. So if I don't like Star Trek, how come I have all this Star Trek stuff? Simple: People give them to me as gifts. Here's how it works - I'm a nerdy guy. I mean, my job i...
I don't really like Star Trek. I mean, it's okay. But I don't go out of my way to watch it. Never have. But you wouldn't know that from walking into my house. I have an entire bookshelf full of Star Trek books (that I've never read) and tucked away are various Star Trek ornaments, toys, holograms, and other Star Trek junk. So if I don't like Star Trek, how come I have all this Star Trek stuff? Simple: People give them to me as gifts. Here's how it works - I'm a nerdy guy. I mean, my job i...
Got this in an email today. Thought you'd get a kick out of it: EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY 8:00 AM - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9:30 AM - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite 9:40 AM - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite! 10:30 AM - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite! 11:30 AM - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite! 12:00 Noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite! 1:00 PM - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite! 4:00 PM - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite! 5:00 PM - Oh Boy! Dog food! My fa...