This is making its way around the net... New Chemical Element Discovered Called "Governmentium" A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Governmentium." Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by v...
This is making its way around the net... New Chemical Element Discovered Called "Governmentium" A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Governmentium." Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by v...
Got this in an email today. Thought you'd get a kick out of it: EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY 8:00 AM - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9:30 AM - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite 9:40 AM - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite! 10:30 AM - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite! 11:30 AM - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite! 12:00 Noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite! 1:00 PM - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite! 4:00 PM - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite! 5:00 PM - Oh Boy! Dog food! My fa...
Got this in an email today. Thought you'd get a kick out of it: EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY 8:00 AM - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9:30 AM - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite 9:40 AM - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite! 10:30 AM - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite! 11:30 AM - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite! 12:00 Noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite! 1:00 PM - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite! 4:00 PM - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite! 5:00 PM - Oh Boy! Dog food! My fa...
A little satire on how seriously some people take role playing. (looks up at the ceiling)
A little satire on how seriously some people take role playing. (looks up at the ceiling)
I don't really like Star Trek. I mean, it's okay. But I don't go out of my way to watch it. Never have. But you wouldn't know that from walking into my house. I have an entire bookshelf full of Star Trek books (that I've never read) and tucked away are various Star Trek ornaments, toys, holograms, and other Star Trek junk. So if I don't like Star Trek, how come I have all this Star Trek stuff? Simple: People give them to me as gifts. Here's how it works - I'm a nerdy guy. I mean, my job i...
I don't really like Star Trek. I mean, it's okay. But I don't go out of my way to watch it. Never have. But you wouldn't know that from walking into my house. I have an entire bookshelf full of Star Trek books (that I've never read) and tucked away are various Star Trek ornaments, toys, holograms, and other Star Trek junk. So if I don't like Star Trek, how come I have all this Star Trek stuff? Simple: People give them to me as gifts. Here's how it works - I'm a nerdy guy. I mean, my job i...
http://www.alphecca.com/archives/alarc022804.html#d Brice: Could you perhaps tell us about some of the policy initiatives of a Kerry administration? Kerry: Um, what? Brice: You know, what are your plans for stimulating job growth, fixing Social Security, protecting America's borders, Medicare, education, the nation's infra-structure-- Kerry: I fought in the Viet Nam war. That's my platform. Brice: I've listened to your speeches, watched your TV commercials, surfed you...
http://www.alphecca.com/archives/alarc022804.html#d Brice: Could you perhaps tell us about some of the policy initiatives of a Kerry administration? Kerry: Um, what? Brice: You know, what are your plans for stimulating job growth, fixing Social Security, protecting America's borders, Medicare, education, the nation's infra-structure-- Kerry: I fought in the Viet Nam war. That's my platform. Brice: I've listened to your speeches, watched your TV commercials, surfed you...
Clearly my offensiveness is a genetic condition. Therefore, I have a disability and nothing is my fault. Seriously though, here’s some fun my teenage son had with photoshop he sent me. Top X rejected flavors for chips. I won’t post the others he sent. They’re unprintable…
Clearly my offensiveness is a genetic condition. Therefore, I have a disability and nothing is my fault. Seriously though, here’s some fun my teenage son had with photoshop he sent me. Top X rejected flavors for chips. I won’t post the others he sent. They’re unprintable…
My daughter said the Raptors don’t like to be pet.